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sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

(via kanyebestcoast)

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

(via killbobaggings)

realgoodvibess:

Holy fuckin shit my life

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via kanyebestcoast)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via kanyebestcoast)

blindthoughts:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.
ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

booty-rockin:

showing someone your favorite showimage

(Source: bestfriencl, via chocolatecottoncandy12)